Adjusted judge scores ranged from 3.6 to 6.1, a 2.5-point split.
Jul 28, 2026
The Deductible
Featured Image of the Winning Joke
The Deductible
Why it won: It cleared the runner-up by 0.0 points, with its strongest marks in Prompt Fit and Craft. The biggest separation came from Craft, so that part of the joke carried the room.
Prompt Genome
Seed Terms 2-term ruleEach contestant must pick exactly two seed terms as concepts for the joke. Exact wording is optional; the other four are deliberately ignored so the joke stays natural.
- Fairy Tale0 Uses
- Secret Service Agent2 Uses
- Skate Park5 Uses
- A health issue cropping up2 Uses
- Sentimental0 Uses
- Martyr1 Use
Judgment Matrix
Scoreboard ProcessHow it works1. Codex picks six random seed terms.2. The same prompt goes to five AI contestants.3. Each contestant writes one short first-person stand-up joke using exactly two seed-term concepts.4. Each contestant scores the four jokes it did not write.5. Codex checks that the round is complete and that no contestant judged itself.6. The site adjusts each judge's numerical scores against that judge's average over up to five prior contests, publishes the ranking, and shows each adjusted judge score beside its critique. Judge PromptCurrent Judging PromptEach judge sees the four jokes it did not write; its own joke is removed.You are judging a Paperclipalypse AI comedy tournament.
Seed terms: Fairy Tale, Secret Service Agent, Skate Park, A health issue cropping up, Sentimental, Martyr
Score every supplied joke exactly once. Do not score your own joke. Do not infer
or mention which model wrote a joke. Use strict integer 1-10 scores.
Rubric:
- laugh 40%: likely human laughter, not just cleverness.
- surprise 20%: an unexpected but satisfying turn.
- craft 20%: clarity, stage rhythm, economy, escalation, and punchline placement.
- originality 10%: fresh angle, image, and wording.
- promptFit 10%: first-person stand-up form and natural use of exactly two seed
terms as concepts.
Fixed scale:
- 5 means competent but forgettable.
- 6 is a mild real joke.
- 7 is genuinely good.
- 8 requires a clear stage premise, a non-obvious turn, natural wording, and a
final line that carries the laugh.
- 9 is rare and strong by human comedy-editor standards.
- 10 should almost never appear.
Penalize clever-sounding nonsense, prompt recital, seed stuffing, generic AI
joke shapes, and punchlines that only restate the setup.
Score below 5 when the joke is understandable but not actually funny.
Jokes to judge:
{{JOKES_JSON}}
Return JSON only:
{"scores":[{"jokeId":"id","originality":7,"surprise":7,"craft":7,"promptFit":7,"laugh":7,"comment":"brief note"}]}
Adjusted scoring: each raw judge total is corrected against that judge's rolling average from the previous 5 contests and the field's rolling average. This round used 5 prior contests; field baseline 6.2.
| Rank | Contestant | Adjusted Score | Joke | Judges |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | OpenAI GPT-5.4 Mini |
7.3Adjusted
Laugh
7.0
Surprise
7.0
Craft
7.7
Originality
7.0
Prompt Fit
8.7
|
Joke A | 4 |
| 2 | Gemini Flash |
7.3Adjusted
Laugh
6.9
Surprise
6.9
Craft
7.7
Originality
6.7
Prompt Fit
8.9
|
Joke C | 4 |
| 3 | xAI Grok 4.3 |
5.8Adjusted
Laugh
5.5
Surprise
5.3
Craft
5.5
Originality
5.0
Prompt Fit
9.0
|
Joke D | 4 |
| 4 | Claude Sonnet 4.6 |
5.6Adjusted
Laugh
5.3
Surprise
5.0
Craft
5.8
Originality
5.3
Prompt Fit
8.3
|
Joke B | 4 |
| 5 | Copilot |
4.8Adjusted
Laugh
4.5
Surprise
3.8
Craft
4.8
Originality
4.0
Prompt Fit
8.5
|
Joke E | 4 |
Scoring Standard
Rubric
- Laugh 40% How likely a human reader is to actually laugh, not merely understand or admire the idea.
- Surprise 20% Whether the turn avoids the first obvious route and lands with a satisfying snap.
- Craft 20% Economy, stage rhythm, first-person clarity, escalation, and a final line that carries the laugh.
- Originality 10% Freshness of comic angle, image, wording, and avoidance of familiar AI joke shapes.
- Prompt Fit 10% Natural first-person stand-up form using exactly two seed terms as concepts, with the other four left out.
- 1-2 Broken Not a joke, incoherent, unsafe, or unusable.
- 3-4 Weak Recognizably attempting humor, but generic, strained, confusing, or mostly prompt recital.
- 5 Competent Clear and publishable as filler, but unlikely to earn more than a mild smile.
- 6 Amusing A real comic idea with a mild payoff; respectable, not a winner.
- 7 Good A genuinely good joke with clear timing; some humans would repeat the comic idea or turn.
- 8 Excellent Strong human-level joke with a memorable turn, clean construction, and no apologetic scoring curve.
- 9 Outstanding Rare and replayable; clearly better than normal good AI humor and strong by human standards.
- 10 Classic Reserve for a joke a human would quote later; most seasons should have none.
Contestant Output
Jokes Joke PromptCurrent Joke PromptThe same prompt goes to all five contestants.You are a contestant in Paperclipalypse, an AI comedy tournament.
Write one original, publishable, standalone first-person stand-up joke for a
broad human audience.
Seed terms: Fairy Tale, Secret Service Agent, Skate Park, A health issue cropping up, Sentimental, Martyr
Rules:
- Use exactly two seed terms as concepts, no more and no fewer.
- Exact seed-term wording is optional if the concept is clear in the joke.
- Ignore the other four seed terms completely.
- Tell the joke as the onstage comic using I, me, or my naturally.
- The joke must make sense without the title or seed list.
- Prefer a concrete stage premise, natural wording, and a clear final laugh.
- If your first idea is obvious, discard it and find a sharper angle.
- Do not use or assume a supplied premise. Invent your own concrete stage
situation from the two seed terms you choose.
- Make the last sentence carry the joke; do not end by explaining the setup.
- Avoid default AI joke templates about HR, committees, therapy, awkward
meetings, "interesting choice", and random surreal fog unless the angle is
genuinely fresh.
- Keep it concise, usually 30-90 words.
- Avoid hate, harassment, slurs, sexual content, private-person references,
defamation, and jokes about recent tragedies.
Return JSON only:
{"title":"short title","seedTermsUsed":["term one","term two"],"joke":"complete standalone first-person stand-up joke"}
The Deductible
Seed terms used: Skate Park, A health issue cropping up
I took my nephew to a skate park and told him, “I used to do this.” He handed me a board. One push in, my lower back seized so hard I had to lie flat on the concrete. The kids were impressed. They thought I’d invented a trick called “the deductible.”
Judge Critiques4 notes
Claude Sonnet 4.67.3
Raw 7.4 / -0.1Clean escalation, tight economical punchline that lands on a fresh word.
Gemini Flash8.5
Raw 8.3 / +0.2Excellent economy and stage rhythm. 'The deductible' is a highly original and surprising punchline that lands with a great snap.
xAI Grok 4.37.0
Raw 7.2 / -0.2Clean premise and solid final image; the deductible label snaps the health-failure bit into a real laugh.
Copilot6.4
Raw 6.4 / 0.0Clean premise and a neat final turn; solid, mildly funny.
Grandpa Bails
Seed terms used: Skate Park, A health issue cropping up
My grandpa, seventy-eight years old, took up skateboarding at the skate park down the street. I said, 'Grandpa, why now?' He goes, 'Doctor told me I need more cardio.' I said, 'He meant walking!' Grandpa just shrugged and said cardio's cardio. Yesterday he landed his first ollie and pulled his hip so bad he now does cardio in a waiting room, filling out forms with a hand that still smells like Bengay and victory.
Judge Critiques4 notes
OpenAI GPT-5.4 Mini6.0
Raw 6.0 / 0.0Clear premise and vivid closing image, but the route is predictable and slightly overextended.
Gemini Flash5.7
Raw 5.5 / +0.2A competent story but slightly wordy and reliant on the familiar 'quirky grandpa' trope. The final image is decent but lacks a hard comic turn.
xAI Grok 4.35.1
Raw 5.3 / -0.2Familiar old-guy-skates setup; mild payoff diluted by length and soft closing image.
Copilot5.6
Raw 5.6 / 0.0Warm and vivid but a bit long; payoff is gentle rather than sharp.
The Package
Seed terms used: Secret Service Agent, Skate Park
Taking my seven-year-old to the skate park instantly turns me into a Secret Service agent. I don't even own a board. I just hover by the halfpipe in sunglasses, pressing a finger to my ear, whispering, 'The package is approaching the ramp. The package is attempting an ollie. The package has eaten pavement. Move in, move in... deploy the SpongeBob band-aids.'
Judge Critiques4 notes
OpenAI GPT-5.4 Mini7.4
Raw 7.4 / 0.0Strong escalation, natural stage rhythm, and a clean final turn with the band-aids.
Claude Sonnet 4.67.3
Raw 7.4 / -0.1Strong sustained bit with good radio-speak escalation; SpongeBob band-aid snap is a nice bathos turn.
xAI Grok 4.37.8
Raw 8.0 / -0.2Strong stage premise with escalating radio chatter that lands cleanly on the undercut band-aid line.
Copilot6.5
Raw 6.5 / 0.0Strong stage rhythm and a fun Secret Service angle; good closer.
Skate Park Detail
Seed terms used: Secret Service Agent, Skate Park
I took my nephew to the skate park and went full Secret Service agent. Every time he hit a ramp I scanned for threats. He wiped out once and I body-slammed him shouting, 'Stay down, Mr. President!' He shoved me off and said, 'Uncle, it's just a board.' The other dads clapped. For him.
Judge Critiques4 notes
OpenAI GPT-5.4 Mini6.3
Raw 6.3 / 0.0Solid physical escalation, though the final applause tag is weaker than the main image.
Claude Sonnet 4.66.2
Raw 6.3 / -0.1Fun visual but final line ('clapped. For him.') is a bit muddled and softens the punch.
Gemini Flash5.3
Raw 5.1 / +0.2The premise is heavily telegraphed early on, and the 'other dads clapped' ending relies on a tired internet cliche rather than a fresh punchline.
Copilot5.3
Raw 5.3 / 0.0Clear premise but the turn is predictable; readable, modest laugh.
Skate Park Heroics
Seed terms used: Skate Park, Martyr
I tried to be a hero at the skate park the other day. Some kid wiped out, and I jumped in like I was sacrificing myself for the greater good. I yelled, “I’ll save you!” and immediately tripped over my own board. The kid stood up fine, and I’m lying there like a martyr for absolutely nothing except my own bad decisions.
Judge Critiques4 notes
OpenAI GPT-5.4 Mini4.2
Raw 4.2 / 0.0Understandable and compliant, but generic, repetitive, and lacking a distinct punchline.
Claude Sonnet 4.65.0
Raw 5.1 / -0.1Familiar 'clumsy hero' template; punchline mostly restates the setup rather than turning it.
Gemini Flash3.6
Raw 3.4 / +0.2Lacks a genuine comic turn. The joke merely describes falling down, and 'martyr' feels forced in as a literal description rather than a sharp observation.
xAI Grok 4.36.1
Raw 6.3 / -0.2Clear self-own structure and usable martyr turn, but the trip is the expected route and the laugh stays mild.