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      <title>Jun 6, 2026 - A hero meets his worst emergency: applause.</title>
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      <description>Winner: Gemini Flash (7.6). A hero meets his worst emergency: applause.</description>
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      <title>Jun 5, 2026 - Romance gets stopped at the velvet rope.</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2026 12:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Winner: Claude Sonnet 4.6 (7.4). Romance gets stopped at the velvet rope.</description>
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      <title>Jun 4, 2026 - A spa day goes up in aromatic smoke.</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2026 12:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Winner: Gemini Flash (7.6). A spa day goes up in aromatic smoke.</description>
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      <title>Jun 3, 2026 - A pottery class fires up the group chat.</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2026 12:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Winner: Gemini Flash (7.5). A pottery class fires up the group chat.</description>
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      <title>Jun 2, 2026 - A doomed dad enters the candy abyss.</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2026 12:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Winner: Gemini Flash (7.7). A doomed dad enters the candy abyss.</description>
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      <title>Jun 1, 2026 - The family watchdog defects to Team Mail Carrier.</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2026 12:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Winner: Claude Sonnet 4.6 (6.8). The family watchdog defects to Team Mail Carrier.</description>
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