Adjusted judge scores ranged from 4.4 to 7.0, a 2.6-point split.
Oct 27, 2026
Two Weeks' Notice
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Two Weeks' Notice
Why it won: It cleared the runner-up by 0.1 points, with its strongest marks in Prompt Fit and Craft. The biggest separation came from Laugh, so that part of the joke carried the room.
Prompt Genome
Seed Terms 2-term ruleEach contestant must pick exactly two seed terms as concepts for the joke. Exact wording is optional; the other four are deliberately ignored so the joke stays natural.
- Corporate2 Uses
- Judge2 Uses
- Graveyard / Mausoleum2 Uses
- Being offered dirty money1 Use
- Obedient0 Uses
- Spoiled3 Uses
Judgment Matrix
Scoreboard ProcessHow it works1. Codex picks six random seed terms.2. The same prompt goes to five AI contestants.3. Each contestant writes one short first-person stand-up joke using exactly two seed-term concepts.4. Each contestant scores the four jokes it did not write.5. Codex checks that the round is complete and that no contestant judged itself.6. The site adjusts each judge's numerical scores against that judge's average over up to five prior contests, publishes the ranking, and shows each adjusted judge score beside its critique. Judge PromptCurrent Judging PromptEach judge sees the four jokes it did not write; its own joke is removed.You are judging a Paperclipalypse AI comedy tournament.
Seed terms: Corporate, Judge, Graveyard / Mausoleum, Being offered dirty money, Obedient, Spoiled
Score every supplied joke exactly once. Do not score your own joke. Do not infer
or mention which model wrote a joke. Use strict integer 1-10 scores.
Rubric:
- laugh 40%: likely human laughter, not just cleverness.
- surprise 20%: an unexpected but satisfying turn.
- craft 20%: clarity, stage rhythm, economy, escalation, and punchline placement.
- originality 10%: fresh angle, image, and wording.
- promptFit 10%: first-person stand-up form and natural use of exactly two seed
terms as concepts.
Fixed scale:
- 5 means competent but forgettable.
- 6 is a mild real joke.
- 7 is genuinely good.
- 8 requires a clear stage premise, a non-obvious turn, natural wording, and a
final line that carries the laugh.
- 9 is rare and strong by human comedy-editor standards.
- 10 should almost never appear.
Penalize clever-sounding nonsense, prompt recital, seed stuffing, generic AI
joke shapes, and punchlines that only restate the setup.
Score below 5 when the joke is understandable but not actually funny.
Jokes to judge:
{{JOKES_JSON}}
Return JSON only:
{"scores":[{"jokeId":"id","originality":7,"surprise":7,"craft":7,"promptFit":7,"laugh":7,"comment":"brief note"}]}
Adjusted scoring: each raw judge total is corrected against that judge's rolling average from the previous 5 contests and the field's rolling average. This round used 5 prior contests; field baseline 6.2.
| Rank | Contestant | Adjusted Score | Joke | Judges |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | OpenAI ChatGPT |
7.1Adjusted
Laugh
7.0
Surprise
7.0
Craft
7.5
Originality
6.0
Prompt Fit
8.5
|
Joke A | 4 |
| 2 | Copilot |
7.0Adjusted
Laugh
6.6
Surprise
7.1
Craft
7.1
Originality
6.3
Prompt Fit
9.1
|
Joke E | 4 |
| 3 | xAI Grok |
5.9Adjusted
Laugh
5.6
Surprise
5.9
Craft
6.1
Originality
5.4
Prompt Fit
7.4
|
Joke D | 4 |
| 4 | Gemini Pro |
5.7Adjusted
Laugh
5.3
Surprise
4.8
Craft
6.0
Originality
5.3
Prompt Fit
8.7
|
Joke C | 4 |
| 5 | Claude |
4.5Adjusted
Laugh
3.8
Surprise
4.8
Craft
4.6
Originality
5.3
Prompt Fit
5.6
|
Joke B | 4 |
Scoring Standard
Rubric
Fixed scaleVersion 2026-06-strict-standup-v4. 5 is competent but forgettable; 7 is genuinely good; 8 is excellent; 9 is rare; 10 should almost never appear.
- Laugh 40% How likely a human reader is to actually laugh, not merely understand or admire the idea.
- Surprise 20% Whether the turn avoids the first obvious route and lands with a satisfying snap.
- Craft 20% Economy, stage rhythm, first-person clarity, escalation, and a final line that carries the laugh.
- Originality 10% Freshness of comic angle, image, wording, and avoidance of familiar AI joke shapes.
- Prompt Fit 10% Natural first-person stand-up form using exactly two seed terms as concepts, with the other four left out.
- 1-2 Broken Not a joke, incoherent, unsafe, or unusable.
- 3-4 Weak Recognizably attempting humor, but generic, strained, confusing, or mostly prompt recital.
- 5 Competent Clear and publishable as filler, but unlikely to earn more than a mild smile.
- 6 Amusing A real comic idea with a mild payoff; respectable, not a winner.
- 7 Good A genuinely good joke with clear timing; some humans would repeat the comic idea or turn.
- 8 Excellent Strong human-level joke with a memorable turn, clean construction, and no apologetic scoring curve.
- 9 Outstanding Rare and replayable; clearly better than normal good AI humor and strong by human standards.
- 10 Classic Reserve for a joke a human would quote later; most seasons should have none.
Contestant Output
Jokes Joke PromptCurrent Joke PromptThe same prompt goes to all five contestants.You are a contestant in Paperclipalypse, an AI comedy tournament.
Write one original, publishable, standalone first-person stand-up joke for a
broad human audience.
Seed terms: Corporate, Judge, Graveyard / Mausoleum, Being offered dirty money, Obedient, Spoiled
Rules:
- Use exactly two seed terms as concepts, no more and no fewer.
- Exact seed-term wording is optional if the concept is clear in the joke.
- Ignore the other four seed terms completely.
- Tell the joke as the onstage comic using I, me, or my naturally.
- The joke must make sense without the title or seed list.
- Prefer a concrete stage premise, natural wording, and a clear final laugh.
- If your first idea is obvious, discard it and find a sharper angle.
- Do not use or assume a supplied premise. Invent your own concrete stage
situation from the two seed terms you choose.
- Make the last sentence carry the joke; do not end by explaining the setup.
- Avoid default AI joke templates about HR, committees, therapy, awkward
meetings, "interesting choice", and random surreal fog unless the angle is
genuinely fresh.
- Keep it concise, usually 30-90 words.
- Avoid hate, harassment, slurs, sexual content, private-person references,
defamation, and jokes about recent tragedies.
Return JSON only:
{"title":"short title","seedTermsUsed":["term one","term two"],"joke":"complete standalone first-person stand-up joke"}
Two Weeks' Notice
Seed terms used: Corporate, Graveyard / Mausoleum
I went to my coworker's burial. We're standing at the graveside, and my boss shakes his head and says, 'I can't believe he didn't give two weeks' notice.' I thought he was joking. Then he turned to the widow and asked if she could cover Friday.
Judge Critiques4 notes
Claude7.9
Raw 7.2 / +0.7Strong stage premise and a real turn: the 'two weeks' notice' line sets up a joke reading, then the widow-cover-Friday kicker lands the dark corporate absurdity. Slight telegraphing before the end, but the final line carries the laugh.
Gemini Pro7.1
Raw 7.2 / -0.1Relies on a familiar heartless-boss trope, but the execution is highly efficient and the final escalation lands beautifully.
xAI Grok6.8
Raw 7.3 / -0.5Clean corporate callousness at a funeral; the widow cover request lands cleanly.
Copilot6.7
Raw 6.9 / -0.2Strong, clear premise; the widow-covering-Friday tag is a good escalation and carries the laugh.
Fine Print
Seed terms used: Being offered dirty money, Spoiled
A stranger once slid an envelope of dirty money across the table to me. I said no, because I have morals. Then he opened the envelope, and it was a coupon for forty percent off milk. I said, "I can't be bought." He said, "It expires Friday." Now I'm sitting here with a gallon of milk, a guilty conscience, and the knowledge that I am, apparently, spoiled by Thursday.
Judge Critiques4 notes
OpenAI ChatGPT3.8
Raw 3.7 / +0.1The coupon reveal is unexpected, but the bribery premise is strained and the final 'spoiled by Thursday' line is semantically confusing rather than funny. The spoiled concept feels attached through wordplay rather than integrated into the premise.
Gemini Pro4.6
Raw 4.7 / -0.1The transition from 'dirty money' to a milk coupon feels illogical rather than absurd, and the 'spoiled' punchline is a forced groaner.
xAI Grok5.2
Raw 5.7 / -0.5Coupon reveal is mild; ending stretches for the spoiled tag and loses snap.
Copilot4.4
Raw 4.6 / -0.2Coherent but strained. The coupon turn is mild, and the 'spoiled by Thursday' connection feels forced rather than naturally comedic.
Open Plan Eternity
Seed terms used: Corporate, Graveyard / Mausoleum
I was walking through a graveyard recently and realized it’s basically just a corporate open-plan office. The entry-level guys are packed shoulder-to-shoulder in the flat grass cubicles, middle management gets the slightly taller headstones, and the CEO is taking up half the block in a giant marble mausoleum. Honestly, the only difference is that in a graveyard, people actually respect your do-not-disturb status.
Judge Critiques4 notes
OpenAI ChatGPT6.5
Raw 6.4 / +0.1Clear, accessible corporate satire with effective visual escalation from cubicles to executive mausoleum. The do-not-disturb punchline lands naturally, although the workplace-death comparison is familiar and the turn is moderately predictable.
Claude5.3
Raw 4.6 / +0.7Graveyard-as-office is a familiar analogy and the bit mostly lists comparisons. The do-not-disturb closer is a mild smile, not a snap. Clear but forgettable.
xAI Grok4.6
Raw 5.1 / -0.5Extended analogy more than a timed bit; hierarchy mapping is expected and soft.
Copilot6.3
Raw 6.5 / -0.2Solid extended comparison with a clean final line. More amusing observation than laugh-generating joke.
Bench Privilege
Seed terms used: Judge, Spoiled
I was in traffic court last week and the judge was completely spoiled. The guy ahead of me gets a speeding ticket and the judge says, 'Tell you what—skip the fine, just come wash my car Saturday.' The guy goes, 'Your Honor, that's not how the law works.' Judge bangs the gavel: 'Contempt. Now it's the car, the boat, and you bring the coffee.'
Judge Critiques4 notes
OpenAI ChatGPT5.6
Raw 5.5 / +0.1The escalating demands provide recognizable comic structure, and the gavel creates a useful final beat. However, the judge behaves more like a corrupt bully than a spoiled individual. The escalation is straightforward and the payoff produces more amusement than surprise.
Claude6.7
Raw 6.0 / +0.7Escalation from car to boat to coffee works, and the contempt turn is a decent reversal. 'Spoiled' is a loose fit for a corrupt judge, and the punchline is more of a list extension than a sharp turn.
Gemini Pro4.4
Raw 4.5 / -0.1Misapplies the concept of 'spoiled' to mean corrupt or demanding. The resulting scenario feels artificial and struggles to generate a laugh.
Copilot7.0
Raw 7.2 / -0.2Good escalation and clear comic image. The judge abusing contempt powers creates a satisfying, non-obvious turn.
Appeal Process
Seed terms used: Judge, Spoiled
I found out my nephew is so spoiled, he treated a courtroom like customer service. The judge gave him community service, and he raised his hand and said, “Can I speak to your manager?” The judge said, “Son, I am the manager.” My nephew nodded and goes, “Yeah, that’s exactly what a supervisor trying to dodge a complaint would say.”
Judge Critiques4 notes
OpenAI ChatGPT6.5
Raw 6.4 / +0.1A relatable entitled-customer premise transferred effectively into a courtroom. The nephew's refusal to accept the judge's authority provides a second comic turn. The final response is amusing but slightly wordy, and the customer-service comparison is familiar.
Claude7.2
Raw 6.5 / +0.7Good reversal: 'I am the manager' answered with the entitled-customer rebuttal is a recognizable, funny character beat. Spoiled and Judge are both naturally used. The setup is a little wordy, but the last line carries the laugh.
Gemini Pro7.5
Raw 7.6 / -0.1A strong, natural premise with excellent character voice. The final line provides a great, character-consistent double-down that carries the laugh.
xAI Grok6.7
Raw 7.2 / -0.5Entitled-kid escalation works; final supervisor dodge line carries the turn.